MUSIC: WHY THIS CAN'T BE LOVE HOW HATING SAMMY HAGAR SPAWNED A HIT (~~~~~~~~Entertainment Weekly) CHRISTOPHER KELLY; 11-29-1996 .
 

"Everyone hates Sammy Hagar. Who doesn't?" asks Parry Gripp,

vocalist-guitarist for Santa Barbara band Nerf Herder.

Channeling that hatred, Gripp wrote "Van Halen," a "pop-punk,

pro-Dave, anti-Sammy" ode to the supergroup that stands ready to

replace "The Macarena" as the novelty hit of the moment.

As teens, Gripp and his band mates, Steve Sherlock and Charlie

Dennis, worshiped Eddie and Co. ("I bought Van Halen I/It was

the best damn record I ever owned," begins the irresistible

rave-up). But when David Lee Roth was replaced by Hagar in 1985,

the trio became livid. A decade later, Gripp penned the song,

which now appears on the band's self-titled debut on indie label

My Records.

The rest is pop hysteria. Before Nerf Herders had even seen

their finished CD, "Van Halen" was one of the most requested

songs on San Francisco's LIVE 105. It's now on playlists in New

York, Nashville, Houston, New Orleans, and Phoenix; a video is

in the works; and Arista, which had been tracking Nerf Herder

for a year, has signed the band.

All of which places Nerf Herder (whose name comes from a line in

The Empire Strikes Back) on the brink of their 15 minutes.

"Yeah," says a delighted Gripp, "we're riding the rock-star

train right now."

--Christopher Kelly