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1. Defending the Faith
Long ago, we watched the videos
On Headbanger's Ball
That's where we learned it all
Wearing Spandex pants
Six-string Lazers in their hands
Synchrenized Guitars
They layed out the master plan
Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.
Defending the faith
We'll never surrender
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Marching into the future.
Sitting on our bed
Hair helmets on our heads.
Got no time for chicks
We're practicing our licks.
We come from Albany
Anchorage, and Milwaukee
To lead a rolling team
All wanting the same creed
Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.
Defending the faith.
We'll never surrender.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Marching into the future.
Now I'm a man.
I'm playing in band.
We drive around the world
In our rental van
We're coming to your town
To help you party down
But we'll be gone tommorrow night
Because we'll never stop the fight
Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.
Defending the faith.
We'll never surrender.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Forcing into the future.
2. Every Band Sings a Sad Sad Song
Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5
But they still got a sensitive side
When they want our sympathy
They put down their flying feet.
Ballads show how much they care
Even (Rob Thomas?) is a big teddy bear.
These songs all go by different names
But their point's the same.
Every rose has it's thorn
Just like every dog has their bone
And every rock band sings a sad sad song.
The ballad worked great for Skid Row
It made Malsensious Fox arose
With songs like Sister Christian
Rock frontmen prove there's a chunk within.
Joe Elliot's eyes get watery
While his band pours sugar on you and me
Even Ozzy needs a hug
And a little TLC
Every rose has it's thorn
Just like every dog has their bone
And every rock band sings a sad sad song.
Now what can I do?
I sit waiting, Waiting for a girl like you.
3. Feelin' Bad
We were in Disneyland
We were up on the Matterhorn
You were sitting between my legs
Your buttocks were soft and warm
You reached around
And together we made love
But that was just a dream.
Just a dream.
Just a crazy dream.
4. Vivian
5. Boys wanna rock
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Alright! I want everyone on the right hand side of the arena to sing along! You got that?
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Alright! That was fantastic! But I want all you people on the left hand side of the arena to show them what's what, alright!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Woo! Alright! I want all your girls in the back of the arena... I know what you're doing. Yeah, I can see you. Alright, I want you to sing along, okay? Show the boys what's what! Here we go!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Yeah! Alright! That was fantastic! That was just beautiful. Okay, now I wan't you to know that we got a new record coming out. It's
called... 'Boys Wanna Rock'. And you can buy that at any of your big chain stores. It's gonna be at the Wherehouse. It's gonna be at the Temple. At the Licorice Pizza. And even at Coconuts! Okay? So go out and get it!
We got new T-shirts and stickers for sale, and BAAAAAANDANAS!! So I want you all to tell me who's gonna rock...
Boys wanna rock!
6. I Can't Help Myself
You've got style
You've got class
And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass.
I made him angry
I made him annoyed
When I sent you funny pictures from my Polariod.
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want.
I showed up at your work
At the World Hill mall
You had a hot dog on a stick, yeah you looked just like a doll.
"I'll love you forever"
I wrote with mustard on the tile
They dragged me (past you?) so I thought I saw you smile
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want.
Don't it make you feel crazy?
Make you lose all control?
Don't it make you rob a Donut shop?
And carjack an Ice Cream Truck?
Yeah!
Saw you on the news
You said I was insane
I'm always happy just if you mention my name
I wanna see you
Each and every day
But the policeman says I have to stay away
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want.
Three's company too...
7. Karaoke King
He might strip for all the ladies
In the front row
The luckiest one will catch the scarf that he throws
The the mood for Huey Luis
Or maybe a show tune
He'll dedicate 'The Rainbow Connection' to you
He'll be working the crowds
Like the Bolton's 'Blue Dream'
Now he's singing 'Islands in the Stream'
He can sing in any key.
He never reads what's on the screen.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King
He spots a single woman
At the back of the bar
He'll do a Bryan Adams medly
Trying to impress her.
With his John Tesh smile
And Hall and Oates hits
Even Julio Inglesis can't top this
He'll be working the crowds
Like the Bolton's 'Blue Dream'
Now he's singing 'Islands in the Stream'
He can sing in any key.
He never reads what's on the screen.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King.
Now he couldn't succeed in the pop music scene
But he's starring in his own fantasy
Still yet to be discovered
But he thinks he'll make it big.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King
8. Let Me Rock You
You got beautiful eyes
And long eyelashes
Skin like Isabella Rosellina
You got a cute little moustache
You make it work girl. You work it, Girl.
Down at the ice cream parlor.
You made me Fudgy the Whale.
Now I wanna take you farther!
I know I'm not rich. I'm not sophisticated.
Not like Roger Moore.
Nobody asks if I'm the singer from Bush.
'Cause I look like Pauly Shore.
Life should be but a dream.
I've got the hot tub and the Harvey's Crystal Cream.
Tonight's the night for romance.
Because you look real sexy in your bellbottom pants!
Baby, let me rock you.
Rock it all night long.
Baby let me rock you.
'Cause you got it going on.
Baby let me rock you.
Let me rock you all night long.
Baby, let me rock you.
You listen to your Techno records all night.
High on Ecstasy
But you wont need any of that girl, when you're next to me.
I got all the Loverboy albums on the Compact Disc.
Nobody rocks the 80s harder.
But tonight it's all you girl
I'll be a twisted, far studder.
Hey!
I wanna make love to you
In the back of my van
With the indian painted on the side
Baby let me rock you.
Rock it all night long.
Baby let me rock you.
Pick it up, Pick it up, 'cause you've got it going on.
Baby let me rock you.
Let me rock it all night long.
I've got the Blockrockin' Beats!!
Bellbottom pants.
Bellbottom pants.
Do you believe that they masterminded BELLBOTTOM PANTS!
9. Life on Mars
Just like Elton John
The rocketman!
He sure bought some funky clothes there.
10. Out of Reach
You're a free girl.
You've got a heavy metal jacket, and you look like Bryan Adams
With Camoflauge pants on.
You're getting bad grades and you're always wearin' shades.
It's a shame
You're out of reach girl.
It's not hard to see, girl
Out of reach, girl
I saw you at a party, girl
You had a stain on your dress, and your face was a mess
And you were going on and on about nothing.
Saw your creepy little show 'till your Camaro came and took you away
You're out of reach girl.
It's not hard to see, girl
Out of reach girl.
Oh, I don't know what it's like to be with you.
Oh, I don't think that I wanna know.
Oh, all I know is that it makes me sad to see you.
You were sitting all night at the Waffle House
Waiting for someone or something to take you away.
You're out of reach, girl
You got a look on your face like you're lost in space.
It's 'DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!'
You're out of reach girl.
It's not hard to see, girl.
Out of reach girl.
Go!
Oh, you're out of reach girl!
11. Second Best
Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed
Look in the Mirror. It's getting clearer.
I've got those enigmatic manhunt eyes.
Feelin' humble, Just like Barney Rubble
I'm just a part of someone else's show.
Don't wanna be the guy who has to die,
in the middle of a Star Trek episode.
I don't wanna go on like Frank Stallone...
Don't wanna be Second Best
I don't wanna be your Second Best
I go to parties, trying to be smart
I practice lines. I try to show some wit.
No matter how I say it, nobody takes the bait
And I end up in the corner eating chips.
Don't wanna go through life with my (Rolling 25?)
Always playing second fiddle to the man
Why can't I be the best? Not like all the rest.
Not the professor, I am Mary Ann.
I don't wanna be like Andrew Wrigley
Don't wanna be Second Best
I don't wanna be your Second Best
I don't wanna go on like Don Oates
Just second best.
Everytime I turn around, I'm Art Garfunkeled out.
Don't wanna be Second Best
12. Sigfried and Roy
Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy.
Sigfried and Roy... and Roy... and Roy...
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy.
Sigfried and Roy... and Roy... and Roy..
Sigfried and Roy are the maximum incredible!
They sleep and talk to the animals!
Freestyle hair and sparkly outfits!
David Copperfield... YOU'RE BOGUS
Explore the jungle in their hot pants
Men, Lions and Tigers and Elephants!
They'll do it Bavarian Style.
They'll entertain you and make you smile!
Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy.
Sigfried and Roy... and Roy... and Roy..
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
13. Thinking of You
Tell Deon Warwick, And all her Psychic friends.
I won't be calling. They can't help me.
'Cause I don't wanna know the truth.
I only want my dreams
Here in Lovelygirl, Tennessee
See, all the old stars have fallen from the sky.
Coming down in the darkness of the night.
Anthony Robbins smiles just like a loon.
Well that may settle them
But it doesn't reach my motel room.
Cause I'm thinking of you.
And all the fun we had.
Yeah I'm thinking of you.
And hope that things don't go bad.
Where do all these born and beautiful girls come from?
At the hotel, they all want me after the show.
They say "I give the first three minutes free"
But I would happily say
That they've beat me out of Ohio
Cause I'm thinking of you.
And all the fun we had.
Yeah I'm thinking of you.
And hope that things don't go bad.
ROCK!
14. You've Thrown it All Away
I played you all my records when I tried to explain.
When I ate all my AlphaBits, it spelled out your name
I've made you lots of friends, with all our special songs.
The first time that we met you had your blue suede creepers on.
And when reminiscing doesn't feel this way
Yeah you've thrown it all away.
I stole a bunch of flowers, and I gave you a bouquet.
Yeah, we found a cure for boredom, it was acting really lame.
I always cleaned your clothes. You never had to ask.
I meant it when I said I liked you more than The Clash.
And when reminiscing couldn't feel this way
Yeah you've thrown it all away.
Memories will never stay.
Reminiscing couldn't feel this way.
Yeah you've thrown it all away.
15. 5000 Ways to Die
Have you ever tried?
Suicide Suicide Suicide.
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