Deck the Halls Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
All that ancient yultide glory
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la Fa la la Fa la Fa
Hark the ancient yultide carol
Fa la la la la la la la la (Hahaha)
MERRY CHISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL FUCK OFF! I've Got a Boner for Christmas (
I've got a boner for christmas...) Mend up your stocking hole
'Cause this lump aint made of coal
I've got a boner for christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for christmas Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
Go! Oooh, ooh, oooh
Yeah!
Oooh, ooh, oooh Hang up your christmas stocking
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for christmas All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for christmas Singing Joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
All of your girls.
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas Santa Has a Mullet Santa's got a mullet, and he's coming christmas eve
Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me
Frosty's got a stovepipe hat,
And rudolphs nose is red.
Santa's got a mullet
Sitting on his head. Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking our for him'
Driving in his (???)rock, with the killer rim
Santa's got a mullet
As he's streaking through the night
Jamming to Foghat
And drinkings Dewar's Light Singing Fa la la la la...
Singing Fa la la la la... Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
Santa's wearing oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp
Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of 'ya
I thought he was from the northpole. But he must be from Canada.
Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long.
Santa's got a mullet
Santa's got (Yeah Santa's got)
Santa's got... a schlong
A Schlong! I Know What You're Getting for Christmas Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year?
(No...)
Well lemme tell you about it!
For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree
And Sally in Ohio will get Malibu Barbie
For little Elmer Johnson, old socks that smell like pee
I know what you're getting for Christmas
For the homeless in the street, there'll be tin cans and rain
For the plumber in his saggy pants, another clogged up drain
For the millionaire in the mansion, more money and cocaine!
I know what you're getting for Christmas Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la.
I know what you're getting for Christmas For the ladies: A new perfume, with the same old smell
And for the TV Preacher, more Jesus to sell
How about a new Burrito from Taco Bell?
I know what you're getting for Christmas Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la .Fa la. Fa la.
I know what you're getting for Christmas For the drunkard in the bar, another glass of booze
For the gambler in Las Vegas, another hand to lose
For the grammar school nerd, another bully to fight
For the lonely and disheartened, another endless night
And all the pretty girls will get another kiss
I know. I know I know what you're getting for christmas
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