A story the kid next to me in school wrote. Torment him at Papucho24@aol.com

The Card. We were supposed to make nice cards for Santa to hand out when the little kids came to our school. I made these. I'm not sure if they ever got handed out.

My Favorite Picture. This is what happens when you get your pictures developed at Six Flags. They mix them up with someone elses, and you get awesome pictures like this one. Man, who IS this guy??

My 2nd Favorite Picture. Years ago, Back in 8th grade, we went to the beach in the winter. There was this HUGE dead turtle on the beach, and it smelled like HUGE dead turtle. I wanted my picture with the dead turtle... and everyone else was like "Yeah, take all our picture with the dead turtle!" So here you have it... me and my 8th grade class with a dead turtle.